Part 1 – The Ride from California to Colorado
Thinking of the August heat, my better half, Peter, pointed out that taking Highway 80 across northern Nevada in August was lunacy. Highway 50 was also an option but with the nickname of “the loneliest highway” and with the memory of a bike-totaling crash etched permanently in my leather pants, I looked at other options. There was no escaping triple-digit heat crossing Nevada and Utah but even a five-degree temperature differential would make a difference so I agreed with his common sense and went south instead. Peter has an affinity for Death Valley and takes every opportunity to ride there. Having never taken Highway 58 I crossed Death Valley off my route plan. The basic route was:
The map above is on OpenRoadJourney.com. [The orange "end of trip" marker in Southern California is bogus, I'm trying to get that fixed.]
This ride would include open desert, mountain passes, daylight temperatures ranging from the low 40’s to over 100 degrees F.
Escape from Silicon Valley
The first point of relaxation was the horsey smell of Morgan Hill. The next long sigh of relief emerged at the sight of the San Luis Reservoir even with the gusty winds.
Highway 5 delivered on the promise I made to the GS for some open throttle time. The carbon build-up on my brain burned off and I felt my senses perk up. The signs for Tehachapi reminded me that I didn’t have my distance butt under me yet. After only 300 miles I was ready to call it a day. The third long sigh reverberated in the steamy shower at the motel.
Not as smart as I think am
I went to bed thinking, "I don’t want to see the blades of those windmills turning." Rising before dawn, I put on my cool weather jacket and pointed the bike eastward. As the windmill farm came into view I smiled to myself. What do snakes and windmill blades have in common? Cool air slows their movement. I was very proud of myself until I noticed an other-worldly warm yellow-red glow on the hills in front of me. Instead of feeling anticipation for the sunrise I felt foreboding but couldn’t understand why. Understanding hit me in the eyes as I rounded a curve and passed between two walls of glowing red earth – I was riding due east and staring straight into the rising sun. A quick swap to the dark visor yielded no relief. Neither did the emergency sun-glass goggles. I hadn’t tried them on with my current helmet – the face pads fit so closely that the goggles couldn’t sit properly on my nose. I rode for the next hour wondering what it is was about “the sun rises in the east and sets in the west” that I didn’t understand until now.
From Tehachapi, CA to St. George, UT was only 363 miles but 300 of those miles were in brain-frying heat. By noon I need to change into my airflow jacket. Two years ago on the ride to Seattle while trying to look over my shoulder to change lanes on a twisty road I discovered that the padded straps of the meant-for-skiing Camelbak impeded the range of motion of my helmet-encased head. The new Camelbak with its thin shoulder straps worked perfectly. I sipped the Nuun electrolyte replacement spiked water all day but still needed to stop three times for ice. One cup of ice will keep my core cool for about an hour. I poured the ice down my bra, not into the Camelbak. Most athletic tops for women have a “shelf-bra”, that is, an elastic band that encircles the chest just under the sternum. I positioned the ice chips so that they were against my ribs, not on top of or between my breasts – wipe that silly grin off your face.
The August heat is a small price to pay for the privilege of riding in the open desert. Whatever work-related pre-occupations and concerns weren’t broiled to ash and released out of my helmet’s vents, the colors of the desert and the melting ice slowly washed off my body onto the hot-enough-to-fry-an-egg tarmac.
In southern Nevada Highway 15 takes you through a spectacular gorge cut by the Virgin River which runs from central Utah to Lake Mead. The gorge is actually located in the northwest corner of Arizona and exposes several beds of rock that striate the steep walls. Virgin River Gorge separates the Utah desert from the one time marsh area in southeast Nevada now known as the Virgin Valley. Passing through this gorge was cathartic - finally I was able to completely relax and breathe freely.
Virgin River Gorge - photo from AmericanSouthwest.netI marked the end of my day in St. George, Utah. If you must have a beer at the end of your riding day you'll want do some research/planning or you may have to go to bed dry. You can’t just go to the grocery store and buy a six pack in Utah. If you stay in St. George you want to be near the Palms Restaurant and Steakhouse (next to the Holiday Inn) which has a state liquor license. And, if you arrive on a Sunday you’ll find your choices for places to eat restricted to places near major highways. “What do people do here on Sundays?” asked the fellow at the next table, clearly annoyed that everything seemed to be closed. “People who live here go to church and spend time with their families.” replied the waitress with just a trace of superiority behind her professional smile.
Time to slow down
I had given myself four days to get to Keystone, CO. I was halfway there and had escaped the stupefying gravitational pull of Silicon Valley. From St. George to Salina was 184 miles had I followed the main highway but that need had faded away. I left Highway 15 and turned onto highway 89, saw a nice looking road and turned, not really knowing where it would go. That “nice looking road” was highway 173 which twists its way through the Cedar Breaks national monument.
One of the pleasures of traveling solo is the ability to stop at any “Scenic View” that you want to without having to worry about surprising/annoying your traveling companions with your sudden stop. I stopped because my heart was pounding in my chest. When I saw the sign for the Chessman Canyon overlook, I knew why, I had climbed from 2,860 feet (St. George) to over 10,000 feet in a few hours and my sea-level heart needed a moment.
While I had been experiencing jaw-dropping natural beauty all throughout Utah, as I approached the edge of the lookout in the Chessman Canyon I felt my mouth agape again. The canyon is a 3-mile wide natural amphitheater that has been eroded out of the variegated Pink Cliffs near Cedar City, Utah. Geological uplift and erosion have created a deep canyon of rock walls, fins, spires and columns that you can stare at for hours. I made another spur-of-the moment turn off Highway 70 to visit to Cove Fort which was established in 1857 by the followers of Brigham Young. The fort was restored in the 1990s and they did a fine job finding period-correct artifacts. The stone work on the fort is remarkable – the local lava rock was used on the outside of the four-foot thick walls, limestone was used on the inside to help keep the interior cool. I have a “rag rug” runner in my home but the significance of that term became clear when I saw the cut up strips of worn-out clothing in the process of being woven on a loom that was set up in one of the fort’s rooms. The quilts on the various beds are works of art though you have to wonder when the women had time to do quilting with all the cooking, cleaning and caring work they did. Elders from the Church of Latter Day Saints (more commonly known as the Mormon church) will be your tour guide and yes they will tell you about their faith and offer you a chance to learn more. The guides I had were a sweet elderly couple, quite knowledgeable about the history of fort and the activities of the people who lived there. Don’t miss the barn – the woodwork made my engineer’s heart joyful. Contrary to my expectations, no comment was made about my traveling alone on a motorcycle – my old-world traditional guides practiced the tolerance that they request from non-church members.
The 100 or so miles between Salina and Green River were both challenging due to the heat and achingly beautiful. My riding pace had slowed because I was mesmerized by the San Rafael Swell.
This land formation would be a national monument anywhere else, I can only imagine that it isn’t one in Utah because they have so many already. I recommend stopping at the Best Western in Green River. The complimentary breakfast is made from locally grown food courtesy of the eponymous water source which is a tributary of the Colorado River. No, I didn’t learn much geography in school, I visited the John Wesley Powell museum across the street from the Best Western and learned about the Colorado River system from a great video re-enactment of Powell's exploration of the Green River in a wooden boat. Here's a clip from the video.Another gem of a small museum is the Dinosaur Museum in Fruita, Colorado. This museum will bring out the kid in you with its delightful animatronic figures. I had parked the bike in the shade of a large crab apple tree and selected few rosey fruit to eat. While I was munching crab apples the museum’s caretaker told me about that I would be riding through Glenwood Canyon and that I should stop at the No Name rest stop. With the image of a velociraptor skeleton in my mind (the Jurrasic Park movie took great liberties with scale), I continued eastward.
The Glenwood Canyon is a marvel and the engineering of the highway and bike trail through the canyon are nearly equal marvels. The speed limit in this section of highway 70 is 50 mph – I had a hard time going that fast because I was looking at the rock walls on either side of the highway and amazed at the highway itself. As best I can figure, I was at 8,000 feet and feeling dingy. I was riding like a ninny. Trucks were passing me on the left – I would have waved them by but I needed both hands on bike. Once again, if my mandible were not connected to my cranium I would have left my lower jaw 90 miles east of Grand Junction.
The No Name rest stop is a jewel of a rest stop probably named for one of the three boats that Major Powell and 8 other intrepid men explored the Colorado River with. The No Name boat was dashed to pieces at Disaster Falls early in the trip so it is befitting to have this resting place as a memorial. Having sucked down a full litre of Nuun-infused water over the last hundred or so miles, I was most happy to visit the clean facilities, rest in the shady trellised garden and give my sea-level brain a while to do nothing and "just be".
Returning the highway, the bike wanted to wander around. We ended up on Highway 24 and decided to stop in Leadville, Colorado. If I had stayed on the bike any longer I was going to fall down, not from exhaustion but from lack of acclimation to the altitude. I had arrived just before the weekend of the Leadville Trail 100 Ultramarathon (aka The Race Across The Sky or the LT100). This annual ultra-marathon is run on trails and dirt roads at high altitude west and south of Leadville, through the heart of the Rocky Mountains. Runners climb and descend 15,600 feet with elevations ranging between 9,200-12,620 feet. Because of its difficulty it is common for less than half the starters to complete the race ahead of its 30 hour time limit. Due to the altitude, I couldn’t continue riding and decided to walk around town and gaze wistfully at small stone carvings of animals and other tourist chotchke.
The Garmin GPS was giving me fits on this trip; the route that I apparently uploaded from the MapSource software was not the one I thought I had loaded. I was using the GPS only when I needed to find something, like the nearest motel. The GPS provides the location (map), address and phone number of businesses. Standing next to my bike, one finger of one hand poking the menus of the GPS screen, the other hand holding my cell phone to my ear, I found a motel with an available room. It bothers me to speak my credit card number out loud over the phone but I didn’t want to risk losing the room after finding out that everything nearby was already taken. Fortunately no one was standing nearby the stinky disheveled rider who was having trouble walking a straight line.
The next morning I gave the sun a good hour to get off the horizon while I lolled in bed so that I wouldn’t be riding due east again at daybreak. At 10,152 feet there was still August morning ice on the windshields of the cars in the parking lot. My hot weather jacket had disappeared into the right pannier and wouldn’t be seen again until riding west after the conference. My poor bike spent a cold night and didn’t appreciate the early wake up – it took a couple of tries to start and needed some throttle to keep running long enough to warm up. I figured we would both get fuel at Copper Mountain. Its easy to understand why Colorado has a School of Mines given local town names such as Basalt, Gypsum, Leadville, and Copper Mountain. The ride north on Highway 91 takes you along the Continental Divide past the ghost town of Climax which is at an elevation of about 11,360 feet. Climax was an unincorporated mining village known for its large molybdenum ore deposit – molybdenum is used in high-strength steel alloys. I didn’t know it was a ghost town – it’s on the map and I was thinking of getting breakfast there. Instead, Climax gives off a bleak aura – as you would expect from a ghost town.

Had a great breakfast at the Blue Moose café in Breckenridge, named in the spirit of Paul Bunyun’s companion, Babe, the blue ox.
Stopped in Dillon for gas and decided to get my hair cut before arriving at the conference. I must have given off a really bad vibe - I got the worst hair cut I have ever had.
Riding past the Keystone resort I could see the semi-trucks unloading the demo bikes from Harley, Buell, Moto Guzzi, BMW, Yamaha, Kawasaki and Kymco and thought about just chilling out for the rest of the day but there was one more thing I wanted to do before shifting into conference mode. Loveland Pass – 11,990 feet above sea level on the Continental Divide – sure to have plenty of twisties – sure to be a challenge for this acrophobic, no-aptitude for altitude rider. If I didn’t try it now, I wouldn’t do it later. Highway 6 would loop me over the pass then I could take the Eisenhower tunnel back to Keystone. It sounded so simple but just thinking about riding this pass made my sphincter tighten up. Pacheco Pass near my home isn’t even at altitude but the winds there can slap you hard. The winds in most mountain passes make you pay attention. Add snow into the equation and you usually get sand on the road surface, even during the summer when the snow shouldn’t be there. I say "shouldn’t" because I’ve encountered snow on mountain roads in July.
Riding Loveland pass is a rite of passage – it has a 6.7% grade, hairpin turns on both sides, and breathtaking views. I had spoken to my friends and former Colorado residents Bryan and Karalyn about this pass – I was scared that I’d get an altitude headache and keel over. This wasn’t an irrational fear – Peter had tried to get me to the top of Mt. Whitney in California many years ago. Base camp is at 9,000 feet – no problem. The paralyzing headache started at 10,000 feet. At 11,000 feet I lay down and couldn’t move – Peter completed the hike to the top, 14,440 feet, then came down, helped me stand up and walked me down to 10,000 feet where we camped for the night. I thought my head was going to explode. Bryan and Karalyn encouraged me to try the Loveland Pass – they felt that the three days of travel would be sufficient time to acclimate and they were right.
In general I’m okay going uphill. I know it is irrational but I wish there was a way to not have to ride down steep hills. I felt I had earned my hotel room by the time I arrived at the Keystone Resort check in, ears still popping, still checking to make sure I wasn’t clenching my teeth. As I unpacked the bike I heard it tell me, “You know, you’re still kinda dingy, don’t drink any alcohol, okay?”
Part 2 – Impressions from the AMA Women’s Conference
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